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Crimes Against Fashion

June 14, 2009

Please keep in mind that, while I am technically “petite”, I am not tiny. Which does not mean that I am prejudiced against full-sized, full-figured women. I am one. I’m just short. That also does not mean, however, that common sense gets thrown out the window.

So, just one small observation, before I forget, inspired by my shopping trip to Tar-jay, yesterday, and specifically addressed to whoever makes the “Merona” label:

It should be against the law to manufacture “Daisy Duke” shorts – denim, twill, or any other fabric – in size 18. Some things are just really not meant to be. You people are encouraging bad behavior.

I wanna write citations.

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  1. Amanda says

    June 14, 2009 at 1:56 pm

    Ain't it the truth!!

  2. Rambling Woods says

    June 17, 2009 at 10:02 pm

    LOL…hey they make thongs in my size and we aren't going there…lolMichelle From Rambling Woods

  3. katnap says

    September 1, 2009 at 4:27 pm

    My pet peeve is with exercise wear. It's incredibly hard to find anything but either form fitting leggings (hot and tight) or teeny tiny shorts. I'm a size L in my late forties – I'm like to show a little dignity (and not my upper thighs)when I'm taking Total Body Conditioning! Will someone please make some slightly baggy, modest women's workout shorts?!?

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