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Crimes Against Fashion 4

August 3, 2009

Okay, fine. I cannot tell a lie. I didn’t cook this weekend, either. I was too depressed. Hint: “Fucking Jewelry”.

Anyway, I had these in reserve from several days ago, and I thought they would cheer me up. Go get the eye bleach, Miz Shoes.

Going on safari in the wilds of downtown Miami. Love the socks.

This is just so wrong on so many levels, I don’t know where to begin. Or end. I suppose one should be grateful that he at least took the trouble to match his under shorts to his outer shorts.

I will stop picking on the men. Soon. It’s just been so damn hot and muggy, the women are hiding in the air conditioning.

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  1. Elle says

    August 3, 2009 at 3:22 pm

    It's good that you've got time on your hands. Well, did, anyway. What's this jewelery thing all about?

  2. moosh says

    August 7, 2009 at 12:45 am

    Why do people think we want to see their underwear. I am tired of bra straps also. Just because they are colored does not mean they are for display.

  3. Nicole says

    August 8, 2009 at 5:57 am

    Shoes and socks in the first pic are just "awesome".And those pants in the second…without words…

  4. Ailurophile says

    August 8, 2009 at 3:27 pm

    Ha Ha. He also matched them both to the ATM. Missed your blog. Hope all has been going well. Have a good week. Cheers 🙂

  5. MJ says

    August 8, 2009 at 3:27 pm

    I LOL about the ahem jewellery…I know I shouldnt but it was said with such venom I couldn't help it :)Here the "bum crack" is part of the builder culture-hideous isn't it.

  6. Liz says

    August 10, 2009 at 7:19 pm

    Why stop when they deserve it so?!

  7. Jeff says

    August 14, 2009 at 3:41 pm

    hahahaha great now I am scared of what pics you may have of me floating around you can post.I always roll safari style in urban settings because you never know when a cheetah is going to break out and chase you down.

  8. Rambling Woods says

    August 16, 2009 at 2:19 am

    Hey..at least the guy with his pants falling down was wearing underware

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