About six or seven years ago, MJ used to be awe-struck by adult people on inline skates. “Hey! He’s around my age! If he can do it, why can’t I?” So for the holidays that year, I got him (and me) inline skates, pads, helmet – the works. And you know what? Neither one of…
Archives for July 2008
Multi-Tasking…Not!
This is an open letter to the jackass “driving” the shit-brown Suzuki Vitara ahead of me in traffic this morning: Dear Moron – I am violating about 20 internet usage rules at my office by writing this right now, but you pissed me off to the extent that I am willing to risk getting fired…
Bits ‘n Pieces III
“Shiny, tight, and short is the quickest way to look cheap.” Nina Garcia on Project Runway, 7/23/08. Amen, Girlfriend! “I’m going to have to jump in front of a taxi after slitting my wrists.” Tim Gunn on next week’s Project Runway. Can’t wait to see what brought that on! News item about hybrid cars and…
