Come in! Make yourself… umm… comfortable. Heh heh heh! May I offer you a cocktail? How about a nice Black Martini with Devil’s Eyeballs? BWAAHAHAHAHA! For the Black (Espresso) Martinis you’ll need: 2 cups prepared espresso 2 cups black vodka or espresso-flavored vodka 1 cup Kahlua (or other coffee liqueur) 1/4 cup sugar…