Category Archives: fashion

Friday, September 4, 2009

Crimes Against Fashion 5

To tide you over till my Project Runway recap, I bring you an example of a “crime against maternity fashion” to illustrate last week’s episode. Girl, break down and get some ACTUAL maternity wear! Or maybe it’s the lack of fashionable maternity clothing that makes young moms stay in their regular clothing for far too [...]

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Monday, August 3, 2009

Crimes Against Fashion 4

Okay, fine. I cannot tell a lie. I didn’t cook this weekend, either. I was too depressed. Hint: “Fucking Jewelry”. Anyway, I had these in reserve from several days ago, and I thought they would cheer me up. Go get the eye bleach, Miz Shoes. Going on safari in the wilds of downtown Miami. Love [...]

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Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Crimes Against Fashion 3

In my continuing role of Fashion Police, here is today’s episode of Crimes Against Fashion. What? You think women are the only offenders? In honor of Tim Burton’s upcoming production of “Alice In Wonderland”, I bring you… Tweedle-dum! I seriously need to clean the lens of my iPhone.

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Monday, June 15, 2009

Crimes Against Fashion II

What is it with you people?!? No! No! No! No! No! Unless of course you’re on your way to “work”…

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Sunday, June 14, 2009

Crimes Against Fashion

Please keep in mind that, while I am technically “petite”, I am not tiny. Which does not mean that I am prejudiced against full-sized, full-figured women. I am one. I’m just short. That also does not mean, however, that common sense gets thrown out the window. So, just one small observation, before I forget, inspired [...]

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Wednesday, March 11, 2009

To ANTM or Not To ANTM

That is the question. If you’ve been judging me by my posts since – I guess, October of last year – you probably think that when I’m not gathering dust bunnies to be woven into Navajo blankets (Miz Shoes – would there be a market for that?), I must be sitting around thinking deep thoughts [...]

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Saturday, September 13, 2008

Project Runway Episode 9: Poll

You know, I just can’t leave this alone. I’m having freaking nightmares about this dress! poll by twiigs.com

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Saturday, July 26, 2008

Heels

About six or seven years ago, MJ used to be awe-struck by adult people on inline skates. “Hey! He’s around my age! If he can do it, why can’t I?” So for the holidays that year, I got him (and me) inline skates, pads, helmet – the works. And you know what? Neither one of [...]

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