Hey, why not?
Oompa-Loompa-Licious (well, if Miz Shoes won’t use it, I will!) just called Tim Gunn “Tim-Licious”!!!! No, no! Really! I ran it back and listened to it again at top volume! Twice! I can’t freaking believe it!! I am so going to puke! OMG! He did it again! He said Times Square is simulating!!!! Okay, I might give him that one. Do we think Blayne’s eating oranges to maintain that sun-rising-over-the-atomic-blast-glow because he hasn’t been able to get to a tanning salon? He’s even throwing oranges! Okay, threatening to. Weirdo. But he did manage to distract Tim from critiquing his work by teaching him to say, “Holla atcha boy.” Whuddup?
Suede is seriously going over the top with the third-person-self-referral and kiss-blowing crap. I think he’s doing it deliberately now, because he knows it pisses us off.
Leeanne just said that she’s afraid of being “too creative again.” Dip.
Let’s guess – Stella focused on the horse-blinder because it’s leather! Oooh. Surprise!
Keith just called Tim “Buddy”. I think these people are getting to be entirely too familiar with our Tim.
Emily just committed the cardinal sin: She decided to ignore Tim’s advice and said: “I have my own sense of design and style.” Okay. Loser cut! Loser cut! She should have taken that ruffle up, over the shoulder and all the way around the back. Meh. Buh-Bye, Emily! (Hah! I was right! I wrote that 30 minutes ago!)
Did Terrie’s model look like she had a enormous butt in that dress when she leaned over in the makeup mirror? Thank god she wasn’t bending over on the runway!
Good God! What has Sandra Bernhardt done to herself?!? She looks like she’s wearing last night’s makeup, inhaled half the buffet in the Green Room, and did her hair in the Mix-Master!
Jennifer’s looks like a matronly French maid costume. Boooooring. I think she’s got one last chance to show us this surrealism thing she keeps talking about. Hollygolightly visits a Salvador Dali exhibit, indeed.
Kenly’s looks like she’s got a purple tumor on her leg. But everyone else seems to like it. Hmm. And she won. I don’t care. Still looks like a giant honking purple tumor.
If I’m lyin’, I’m dyin’.
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I think Kenley won because she has the Most Fierce model. That girl could have worked Stella’s garbage bag into the winner’s circle. It’s NAWT a tumah.But it is ugly as sin, and yes, Terri’s model looked like her ass was the size of MY ass when she leaned over.And yes, this crop of “designers” is much to casual with Tim. It’s Tim Gunn, people, respeto!
Hehehe Purple tumor!