I was on the Metrorail heading to work the other morning, earbuds on and listening to tunes on my iPhone. I chanced to look around at my fellow passengers and realized that I was surrounded by iPhones (This is how you tell – look at the wires coming down from the earbuds. One of the…
Earth Day 2008 — Certify Your Backyard
Today is Earth Day, 2008. Or as I like to call it, My Personal Day of Irony. In honor of Earth Day, I killed a starling. Okay, I didn’t exactly kill it. More like an abortion. It was completely unintentional! I swear! On the one hand, I probably shouldn’t feel guilty. It was a starling,…
S.P.O.T.(P.)
Oh, yeah. The Stupidest Person On The Planet. I am now convinced that Florida City Gas Co. has outsourced the first level of its Customer Service department to either Pakistan or India. I swear to you that I am not being prejudiced, but everytime I call their Customer Service department, male or female, the representative…
