I know better than to say – or even think – that I’ve seen it all. No one has. You’ll be walking – or in this case, driving – down the street and something weird or wild or unusual will grab your attention, and the first thought that forms in your brain, is: “Well, now I’ve seen it all.” But you haven’t, really. Nope. Not by a long shot. Take this morning, for instance.

I’ve seen the ever-popular talking on cell phones, ignoring the rest of the world, while driving. I’ve seen women applying makeup while driving. I’ve seen bald men polishing their heads – seriously, with lotion or something – while driving. I’ve even seen texting while driving. I can honestly say I saw something this morning that, I not only have never seen before, but would never ever have even occurred to me could be done while operating a motor vehicle: The driver of the car in front of me was actually making balloon animals and balloon hats. While driving.

I wish I’d had more coffee before leaving home.