Please keep in mind that, while I am technically “petite”, I am not tiny. Which does not mean that I am prejudiced against full-sized, full-figured women. I am one. I’m just short. That also does not mean, however, that common sense gets thrown out the window.

So, just one small observation, before I forget, inspired by my shopping trip to Tar-jay, yesterday, and specifically addressed to whoever makes the “Merona” label:

It should be against the law to manufacture “Daisy Duke” shorts – denim, twill, or any other fabric – in size 18. Some things are just really not meant to be. You people are encouraging bad behavior.

I wanna write citations.