2011 was quite the eventful year around the ol’ Flamingo Pond. Particularly the last six months! I’ve taken my particular brand of crazy, Freakin’ Flamingo, to the web, the South Miami Farmers Market,  and even teaching the occasional culinary/canning class at Fairchild Tropical Botanic Garden, here in Miami. (Click on that last link to see what I’m teaching and find out how to sign up.)  2012 promises to be just as eventful, if not more so!

In keeping with the theme of a New Year – A New Day, I took the plunge, abandoned Blogger, and (very reluctantly) moved it all over to a self-hosted WordPress platform. Ooo. Scary. It was time for a change and part of that change was to coordinate this blog more effectively with my retail site.  Kudos to one of my best friends and original retail site designer, Lynne Cohen of Tante Leah’s Handmades.  Heather Jurczyk (better known to you as @bodaciousgirl) of He Cooks She Cooks did all the updates, cleanup, and took away the night terrors. Heather then rocked out the New & Improved Flamingo Musings, and did the move over here.  Just in time for the New Year!

Never fear – Flamingo Musings will continue to be primarily a blog about food, not just jam. And whatever else I feel like talking about at any given moment. For instance, in the coming days you’ll see several cookbook reviews (both here and at Cooks & Books & Recipes); more original recipes (some involving jam, some not), even some restaurant reviews – both local and from my travels – (from the perspective of an average person who just wants a good meal, not a persnickety reviewer).  I hope to also get back to joining in some of the blog challenges, such as Secret Recipe Club.  I miss you guys!

And to celebrate, let’s kick things off with a giveaway! No, it’s not a mixer. Geez.

No, I’m giving away Jam! Of your choice! And a cool, heavy duty, last-for-the-rest-of-your-natural-life Freakin’ Flamingo market bag! And a $15 StarSux (er, Starbucks) gift card!  That one’s actually a re-gift. What’s the matter with people that they keep giving you gift cards for places they know full well that you can’t stand? But you like Starbucks, don’t you? I know you do. So you want this.

What do you have to do? Well, for starters, you have to leave a comment here. Tell me how much you missed me. For additional entries, “like” Flamingo Musings on Facebook, “like” Freakin’ Flamingo on Facebook, and/or sign up for the Freakin’ Flamingo Newsletter (see the form? right over there in the sidebar?).  Then leave separate comments telling me that you did.

Wanna tweet?  Tweet this (maximum once per day – don’t annoy your friends!):  Check out the NEW Flamingo Musings and win Freakin’ Flamingo Jam, a Starbucks gift card & more from @RJFlamingo! http://bit.ly/xaxk17

Deadline to enter is midnight, Monday night, January 8th!  The winner will be chosen by random number generator at Random.org.

So? What do you think? Does this wallpaper make me look fat?

Update:  We have a winner!  Dena, come on down and claim your prize!  Thanks for playing, everyone!

Me, that is. Or I should say, Freakin’ Flamingo!

You know I’m making some wild and sexy jams with a South Florida / Caribbean twist down here, right? I’m playing with Florida’s seasonal best and sometimes bringing in the flavors of other parts of the country – but always with our own local flavor. And now, everyone else knows, too!

Check out the new Fall issue of our favorite publication on the local food scene, edible South Florida magazine!

Freakin’ Flamingo jam is featured in their story on brunch from your CSA box and recommended as a stocking stuffer in their edible essentials Holiday Gift Guide, too!

Want some? Order online at www.FreakinFlamingo.com (and don’t forget our Oxford Falls Boutique for some awesome salsas, vegan gluten-free worcestershire sauce, and tasty dressings and sauces!) or come see me at the South Miami Farmers Market, most Saturdays from 9:00 am to 2:00 pm!

Remember: The selection changes all the time, so stop by often and create your own memorable meals and gifts with a Flamingo flare!

This Cheesy Italian Bread is for The Secret Recipe Club, created by Amanda of Amanda’s Cookin’. This is how it works: Every month, you get to scour the blog of another member of the club (assigned to you by Amanda), and pick out and cook or bake any recipe from that person’s blog. And of course, it’s a Secret. Until the big reveal, that is.

This month, I was assigned Little House on the Prairie Living by Merissa, a modern homesteader and frugal living expert, who lives in South Dakota. Merissa is a veritable fount of information and tips on everything from couponing in South Dakota to making a cute dress out of a bedsheet and old tank top for, like, a buck-twenty-eight. And recipes? Oh, yeah, she’s got recipes.

Seeing as I’ve been baking quite a lot of bread, lately, I chose to try her Cheesy French Bread recipe. Merissa uses her bread machine on the “dough” cycle to get a start on her bread, a basic French-style sandwich bread, that she topped with cheddar and Parmesan. I don’t own a bread machine (anymore), and decided to adapt her recipe, using my mixer with the bread hook to mix and knead, and used my second oven (set to 120º F) as a proof box. I also took about a cup of finely shredded cheddar cheese and mixed it right into the dough. Here’s what I did, tracking Merissa’s recipe:

Cheesy French Bread (liberally adapted from Little House on the Prairie Living)

Ingredients:

1 1/2 cups warm water (not over 120º F)
1 Tbs. yeast
1 Tbs. sugar
4 cups flour (I used half bread flour & half unbleached AP flour)
1 tsp. kosher salt
1 cup shredded sharp cheddar cheese

Preparation:

You can do this completely by hand, but since my old carpal tunnel problem is attempting to rear its ugly head, I used my stand mixer fitted with the dough hook.

Put the yeast in a large bowl, add the warm water, and stir to dissolve. Add the sugar, followed by the flour, 1/2 cup at a time, and the salt. Then add the cheese. If doing this by hand, knead on a lightly floured surface for about 10 minutes, or until the dough feels smooth and silky. If using the mixer, run it on the first speed until the bowl is completely clean, and the dough is wrapped in a ball around the dough hook, with a smooth and silky texture. Form the dough into a ball.

Lightly grease a large bowl (I used a couple of spritzes of cooking spray), roll the dough ball around in it, cover with a kitchen towel, and allow to rise in a warm place until doubled (about 30-35 minutes). In the meantime, preheat your oven to 400º F.

When the dough is fully risen (stick your finger into it – if the indentation stays, your dough is fully proofed), divide it into two balls, cover, and allow to rest for about 10 minutes. Form each ball into a long loaf shape, place it on a large cookie sheet, brush with water, and slash each one a couple of times diagonally with a razor or sharp knife.

Bake for 25 – 30 minutes. To test, tap the bottom of each loaf with your fingers. If it sounds hollow, it’s done. Alternatively, insert the probe of an instant-read thermometer. If it reads over 190º F, it’s done.

Next time, I would probably add some more cheese to this. You can never have enough cheese, right?

What? Of course it goes great with jam! ->Giggle!<-

It was really fun, searching through another blogger’s recipe posts for inspiration and a different point of view. Wanna play? Join the Secret Recipe Club here.

Now follow along and see who got who – I can’t wait to see who got me and what they chose to make from my eclectic collection. Will it be a dessert? A main course? A 30-minute family meal? Let’s find out together!

Many of you have been telling me that you’re using Freakin’ Flamingo jams and marmalades in ways that have nothing to do with toast, but that’s no surprise to me – I’m doing the same. Today, I mixed some of my Piña Colada Jam (part of “The Cabana Collection“) into muffin batter, and ended up with a light, sweet muffin that’s just full of tropical flavor. Perfect for breakfast, snack time, or even dessert!

I’m also guest-posting over at Restless Chipotle! Many of you know the fabulous and talented Marye Audet. She’s one of my great friends – always ready with support and a good word – so when she asked me to give her a day off, I was more than delighted to help out. So, please stop by and check out the Piña Colada Chicken I cooked up, just for her! And you!

But, I’m taking these babies to the Miami Food Swap tonight!

Piña Colada Muffins
(makes 14 regular/small – not mini – muffins)

Ingredients:

3 cups all-purpose flour
2 tsp. baking powder
1 tsp. salt
3 large eggs
1 tsp. vanilla extract
4 Tbs. Freakin’ Flamingo Piña Colada Jam
1 cup sugar
1 cup vegetable oil (I used canola)
1 cup pineapple juice

Preparation:

Preheat oven to 375º F. Prepare regular-sized muffin tin by inserting cupcake liners or by spraying lightly with cooking spray (if using good non-stick pan, you can skip this step).

In a large bowl, whisk together the flour, baking powder, and salt. In a medium bowl, whisk together all the rest of the ingredients.

Pour the wet ingredients into the dry, and stir by hand to combine well.

Fill each muffin cup nearly to the top and bake for 17 – 20 minutes. They’re done when a wooden skewer or toothpick poked into the center comes out clean.

Have you been playing with your Freakin’ Flamingo? If you have, drop me a line at FreakinFlamingo @ att{dot}net! Include a photo and the recipe or link to your recipe, and I’ll feature it in the Freakin’ Flamingo Newsletter!

Sign up for the Freakin’ Flamingo Newsletter and get lots of perks at the website, in person when I’m at the South Miami Farmers Market, and links to recipes, just like this!

Now go visit me at Restless Chipotle!

Everybody recovered from the 4th of July? Yes? Good! Totally time for a contest!

I’ve been using the catchphrase “Everybody Gets Jam!” for about 7 months now. It started out as a private joke between me and the hubs around Christmastime, when we were trying to figure out what to gift people for the holidays. And even though I’m kinda stuck with it for awhile on a bajillion business cards, t-shirts, market bags, and the like, I think it’s time to freshen things up a bit.

A contest is definitely in order: You get to come up with the next great Freakin’ Flamingo tagline. The winner will receive a Freakin’ Flamingo mug (suitable for coffee, tea, or disguising your fave beverage):

PLUS a heavy-duty market bag: PLUS a jar of any Freakin’ Flamingo product (jam, marmalade, or BBQ sauce) your little heart desires. Check the website to see what’s available.

Your prizes will bear the “Everybody Gets Jam!” line, because, well, I paid for them already. But, your winning motto may appear on my new market banner, on future versions of my business cards, and on all future promotional materials.

The only rules are: Your entry should be original, short, funky, and pithy (kinda like me), and fit on one line. It should be G (or marginally PG) rated. And, most importantly, it should make me laugh. Simple, huh?

Just submit your entry* in the comments on this post, and make sure it’s linked to a good e-mail address, so I can contact you. And, I’m going to open this up to anyone in the U.S. and Canada. Shipping, of course, is on me.

Deadline for entries is Monday, July 11, 2011, so get those creative minds cracking! I can’t wait to see what you come up with!

**UPDATE** The first Freakin’ Flamingo Newsletter will go out on Wednesday, July 13th! That’s the first place the winner will get to see the new tagline in action – sign up for the mailing list now! Please? http://eepurl.com/eEPrk

**UPDATE 2** We have a wiener! Um, a winner! The winning motto is: “Tickle Your Tastebuds Pink!” submitted by Lettergirl. She will receive all of the aforementioned prizes in addition to immortality! At least until I get bored again. Thanks for playing, everyone!

*All entries become the property of Freakin’ Flamingo, LLC and may be used in advertising and promotional materials of every sort, in print and online. By entering this contest, you confirm that your entry is original to you, that you have the right to publish and release said entry, and that you release the contents of your entry to be used by Freakin’ Flamingo, LLC in any manner at its discretion. Compensation for the use of the winning entry is limited to the prizes listed in this post.

Now that I’m back from my travels, I’m going back to the farmers market for inspiration, both for personal use, and for Freakin’ Flamingo.

I love pickles. I can’t think of any meal that a pickle can’t perk up. You know that I’ve made pickles before – pickled asparagus, pickled carrots, pickled spring onions & green garlic, even pickled cantaloupe. What I haven’t pickled yet, are cucumbers. Mostly because I hadn’t seen pickling cucumbers around here that are local and worth the effort.

That’s changed. I recently found a vendor at the South Miami Farmers Market with some of the prettiest – and tastiest – local produce I’ve ever had. Seems I can now get limes and key limes grown locally, not from Mexico or Guatemala. And I can now get pickling cucumbers! In my latest outing this weekend, Laura tossed a few cukes into my box so I could try them out before buying a boatload next weekend.

So, I canned up a quick quart and this is what I came up with:

Spicy Garlic Pickles
(makes 1 quart)

Ingredients:

2 cups white vingegar
1 cup white wine vinegar
1 cup water
1 Tbs. pickling/canning salt

4 pickling cucumbers
1 serrano chili pepper
1 tsp. whole black peppercorns
1 tsp. whole coriander seeds
1 tsp. whole dill seed
1 large clove garlic

Preparation:

Bring the vinegars, water, and salt to a boil in a 2-quart pot.

Slice the cukes in half, lengthwise, or leave whole if you prefer. Heat (or sterilize) a one-quart canning jar and fill the hot jar with the cucumbers (stuff ‘em in there!). Make a long slit in the serrano pepper, give the peeled garlic clove a good whack with the flat of your knife blade, and insert those into the jar, followed by the whole spices.

Fill the jar with the boiling brine, leaving 1/2″ of head space, wipe the mouth of the jar with a clean, very damp paper towel, top with a new, heated lid, and add the screw-on band, tightening finger-tight.

Place the filled jar in a boiling water canner, or even a tall stock pot with a rack in the bottom (make sure you have at least 1″ of water over the top), and boiled, covered, for 15 minutes.

Allow to meld for a minimum of one or two weeks before eating.

Notes:

If you don’t want to boiling water process these, you can put the jar in the fridge after it’s cooled, but it may take a bit longer for the flavors to develop. Also, they have to live in your fridge. One of the benefits of water canning process is that you can leave them in your pantry for months.

I’m going to pop these babies open next weekend, and I can’t wait!

Hey – stay tuned for some special announcements, including some promotions for Freakin’ Flamingo!

The glow of the first Eat Write Retreat weekend still lingers. Sitting in a kind of nasty Hilton Hotel room in Silver Spring, Maryland two days later (to be clear, not the conference hotel, which was the incredibly beautiful and awesome Madison Hotel in downtown Washington, D.C.), surrounded by bags and boxes of insane (in a good way) swag, is a rather stark counterpoint to a brilliant weekend. No, I’m not home yet, nor will I be for another couple of weeks (I have a house-sitter, for anyone out there who might be getting some big ideas – be warned!), so I get to travel around the South with all of these reminders of some very good times.

What you see here doesn’t add up to even half of the goodies we all went home with. Nope. Not even close. And I have twice as much, because Mike decided that he wanted to experience a Food Bloggers Conference. More about that, later. I will say up front, that he received the first shock of an “outworlder”, when we took the swag bags up to the room, and emptied them. “Holy shit! There’s a whole frying pan in here!”, he said upon removing the Calphalon Unison 12″ Griddle Pan, like Arthur pulling the sword from the stone.

And while we did not score one of the coveted Calphalon toasters, panini grills, or 7 quart slow cookers, we did manage to make off with an OXO 14 piece professional knife block set, a couple of their bamboo cutting boards, and one of their new, safer chef’s mandoline slicers (not to mention tongs, measuring cups, vegetable peelers, spice grinders, excellent travel mugs, and on and on). Yes, Calphalon and OXO were very very good to us.

Even Freakin’ Flamingo made a modest appearance in the EWR swag bags, right alongside the big boys like Lindsay Olives, Peanut Butter & Co., Goo Goo Clusters (I just ate one of those while writing this, and oh. my. goodness. oh. We have to get these in Miami. Seriously.), My Spice Sage, and more.

By now, you’re thinking to yourself that Eat Write Retreat was all about the swag. Okay, I’ll admit that the swag is nice. Who’s kidding whom, right? But it was more than that. The organizers (Casey Benedict and Robyn Webb) insisted that the sponsors spend the weekend and attend the conference with the rest of us. We had the unheard of opportunity to spend quality time with the representatives from each of the conference sponsors and panelists, to listen to and learn from each other on a professional level. It was also the opportunity to meet and relate to new friends, and greet Twitter and blog buddies in real life. All of this, not in a hurried couple of minutes while being jostled by a crowd, but in real conversations.

And if all that weren’t enough, there were hands-on learning sessions at CulinAerie, sessions on descriptive writing, food styling and photography, an out of bounds culinary walking – and eating – tour with DC Metro Food Tours, and panel discussions on professional development. We even had the opportunity to sit, one-on-one, with publishers, editors, PR pros, and the sponsors themselves, to pitch ideas and get real, individual, professional advice. Ah-mazing!

I could write for days about everything we learned and everything we did at Eat Write Retreat 2011, but I think you’d get just a little bit jealous. But let me share at least part of our workshop at CulinAerie. We were given valuable instruction in knife skills and other techniques that, frankly, I’ve never seen except on television, and prepared several dishes using that “Queen of Vegetables”, endive, provided by another conference sponsor (and one of our personal faves) California Endive. So, courtesy of Chef/Instructor Susan Holt, here’s the one I prepared with Mike (I’m pretty sure that, since she gave it out to like 80 food bloggers, Chef Susan didn’t mean to keep it a secret):

Salad of Endive, Avocado, Tarragon & Grapefruit
(serves 4)

Ingredients:

8 bulbs of red endive
1 large or 2 small grapefruit (Florida, of course)
1 medium or 2 small avocados, cut in half, pit removed, & scooped from their shell(s)
1/2 cup extra virgin olive oil
4 Tbs. chopped tarragon leaves
Finishing salt (like course sea salt, or one of the many smoked or flavored salts) & pepper

Preparation:

Cut the endive on the bias in 1″ pieces, discarding the core. Supreme the grapefruit by removing rind with a sharp knife and reserving the segments (she means separating the segments from between the membranes); juice remaining membrane into a bowl with the segments and set aside.

Slice each avocado in half into two pieces, lengthwise. Leaving the root end uncut, slice lengthwise into thin slices, and fan each half on a plate. Sprinkle the endive pieces and grapefruit segments over the avocado.

Combine the oil with the remaining grapefruit juice, add tarragon, and spoon over the other ingredients. Garnish with finishing salt and pepper, and serve.

Here are Mike and I, butchering grapefruit. Him, more so than I. I only mangled the avocados.

Look, ma! I made an emulsion! So cool!

Isn’t it pretty? Pretty darned delicious, too! Even at 10:00 a.m.

And what was Mike’s verdict after a weekend with a bunch of food bloggers? Two thumbs-up! “You’re always telling me what an incredible community the world of food bloggers is, and I have to say that I’ve never met so many genuinely nice people in one place, before. This has been an eye-opening experience for me, on so many levels. I really didn’t think I, as an outsider, was going to have such a great time.” I guess this means that I’ll never get to go to another food bloggers weekend without him, now. Casey and Robyn, I think maybe you did too good a job. LOL!

*Many thanks for the additional photographs to Olga Berman of MangoTomato and Allie Mak of Live, Laugh, Eat, who were the “expedition photographers” of the weekend. Thanks, ladies, you were completely awesome!

So, yesterday was our 22nd wedding anniversary. When that fact sank in, we looked at each other and said – simultaneously – “Wow. And we haven’t killed each other, yet.” See? That’s why we’re married. I thought the occasion called for something a little special, and since I’d made some challah bread in a loaf-shape a couple of days before, French Toast came to mind. Not just any french toast, mind you – Stuffed French Toast. I think even the most mundane foods seem extra-special when you stuff them, no?
Stuffed French Toast

For the filling:

6 oz. cream cheese, softened
3 heaping tablespoons jam (I used my own Freakin’ Flamingo Strawberry Daiquiri Jam, but any
flavor will do)
1/2 tsp. vanilla extract

Blend everything together in a small bowl with an electric mixer, until the mixture is smooth and creamy. It should be stiff enough to make mounds and not be runny at all. Set aside.

For the French Toast:

One 1 lb. loaf Challah bread (slightly stale)

3 large eggs
1 cup milk
1 tsp. vanilla extract
2 Tbs. sugar (I used natural cane sugar, but regular white will do)
pinch of salt

Butter for frying

Slice the bread into 1 1/2-inch slices. You should get 8 – 10 slices. Scoop out the middles with your fingers, making sure not to go all the way through to the other side. Match up your bread slices so that you have matched up pairs of similar size with “pockets” facing each other.

In a large bowl, whisk the eggs until well-blended. Add the milk, vanilla, sugar, and salt, and whisk well.

To assemble:

Spoon the cream cheese/jam mixture into the pocket of one of the challah slices (a couple of heaping tablespoonsful). The mound of filling should actually come above the top of the pocket. Cover with the second slice of bread, so that the pocket of the second slice fits over the first. Press together gently, but firmly. They should stick together.

Melt some butter in a large frying pan (I prefer non-stick) over medium heat.

Place the sandwich into the egg mixture and allow to soak for about a minute. (These are thick slices and take a little extra time) Turn and soak the other side. Remove the sandwich from the bowl, allow some of the excess liquid to drip off, and place into the now hot frying pan. Fry for about 2-3 minutes per side, or until GBD (golden brown & delicious). You can prepare several at a time.

I like to dust them with powdered sugar and finish with a little extra jam on top.

So, here’s to another 22 years together! If we don’t kill each other, first….. Nah.

The day has finally arrived! Freakin’ Flamingo is LIVE!

What is Freakin’ Flamingo, you ask? It’s my brand-spanking-new online store, selling my handmade, micro-batch jams, marmalades, and whatever else I feel like canning and sharing with you! All with a South Florida / Caribbean vibe and made in season. Super-limited edition, if you will, because, when it’s gone – it’s gone. Whatever little of it there was in the first place.

I’m also selling some of my very favorite Oxford Falls products, like the Vegan Gluten-Free Worcestershire Sauce and the Dix Fried Green Tomato Salsa (which we eat by the jar around my house, and goes into a lot of my cooking!).

Please stop by and let me know what you think. Or better yet, buy something. Well, you know…

So, what’s new, you ask?

Here’s the thing. I fell in love with canning and, as it turns out, I’m pretty darned good at it. I decided (with the support of my husband, who also thinks I’m pretty darned good at it) that I’m going into business to sell my jams, marmalades, and assorted other products I’ve been canning. I’m incorporated (LLC), having my logo trademarked, and even have a bank account! The name?

Freakin’ Flamingo.

That’s me – all over. (Thanks, Barb.) I’m working on a retail website right now which, when it’s ready, will be found at FreakinFlamingo.com. But not yet. Soon. I’ll let you know.

You may find this strange, but I want to keep this small scale. Really small scale. The basic premise is that my stuff is not only hand-crafted and small-batch, it’s micro-batch. Everything is prepared and canned during it’s proper season (usually local, or as local as I can get it), and no more than about a dozen half-pints or pints at a time, and with my own South Florida twist. I’ll be offering it to you as it’s prepared, and when it’s gone, it’s gone. Until next season. At my whim, or if you demand it. As I like to say, you never know what you’ll find until I cook it up and write it down.

So, why am I telling you this now?

Because it’s the holidays, I wanted to do a turn on the iconic cranberry sauce. I found myself inspired by tweets from my friend Maria (@ViceQueenMaria on Twitter), who as it turns out, kinda lives in my ‘hood. Maria’s been doing a lot of traveling around Florida lately, and has kind of gotten into the coastal and Caribbean pirate culture.

I got to thinking about my favorite pirate, Ann Bonny. Yes, there were female pirates, boys and girls, and she was one of the best. What would Ann Bonny do? Well, you know, after she got out of pirate prison, got married, and had a bazillion kids. She’d infuse those whole cranberries (acquired on a daring New England coastal raid, no doubt) with lots of limes and just a tot of Jamaican spiced rum. I present to you my first offering:

Ann Bonny’s Pirate’s Reserve Caribbean Cranberry

Half-Pints $8.00 each plus shipping
(5 available)

Perfect with your holiday turkey, pork, chicken, and equally delicious on toast or English muffins.

Blueberry Mojito Jam

Half-Pints $8.00 each plus shipping
(6 available)

Feeling a little chilly? Imagine yourself on a sunny, warm Caribbean beach, sipping Mojitos in the middle of January. Well, this Florida blueberry jam, infused with lime, a hint of mint, and the merest suggestion of rum, might not get you there, but if you close your eyes…

Carambola Honey Jam. Carambola, also known as Starfruit, is a crisp and sweet-tart tropical fruit that is usually only seen as a garnish. I used locally-sourced carambola and local wildflower honey to make this a treat you’ll want to spread on toast, stir into yogurt, and spoon onto everything in sight!

Carambola Honey Jam

Half-Pints $8.00 each plus shipping
(1 available)

See the Freakin’ Flamingo Facebook page for more flavors. All are half-pints and are priced at $8.00 per jar.

Um, want some?

**NOTICE**

This is totally embarrassing, but these stupid PayPal links aren’t working. Again. If you’re interested in ordering jam, please e-mail me at: FreakinFlamingo@att.net. I will be more than happy to accommodate you. So sorry for the inconvenience, but hopefully, the web site will go live soon – watch this space!