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Crimes Against Fashion 5

RJ Flamingo — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 11:51:00 +0000

To tide you over till my Project Runway recap, I bring you an example of a “crime against maternity fashion” to illustrate last week’s episode. Girl, break down and get some ACTUAL maternity wear! Or maybe it’s the lack of fashionable maternity clothing that makes young moms stay in their regular clothing for far too long… Discuss!

Crimes Against Fashion 4

RJ Flamingo — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 05:34:00 +0000

Okay, fine. I cannot tell a lie. I didn’t cook this weekend, either. I was too depressed. Hint: “Fucking Jewelry”.

Anyway, I had these in reserve from several days ago, and I thought they would cheer me up. Go get the eye bleach, Miz Shoes.

Going on safari in the wilds of downtown Miami. Love the socks.

This is just so wrong on so many levels, I don’t know where to begin. Or end. I suppose one should be grateful that he at least took the trouble to match his under shorts to his outer shorts.

I will stop picking on the men. Soon. It’s just been so damn hot and muggy, the women are hiding in the air conditioning.

Crimes Against Fashion 3

RJ Flamingo — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 11:16:00 +0000

In my continuing role of Fashion Police, here is today’s episode of Crimes Against Fashion.

What? You think women are the only offenders? In honor of Tim Burton’s upcoming production of “Alice In Wonderland”, I bring you… Tweedle-dum!

I seriously need to clean the lens of my iPhone.

Crimes Against Fashion II

RJ Flamingo — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 14:03:00 +0000

What is it with you people?!? No! No! No! No! No!

Unless of course you’re on your way to “work”…

Crimes Against Fashion

RJ Flamingo — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 12:49:00 +0000

Please keep in mind that, while I am technically “petite”, I am not tiny. Which does not mean that I am prejudiced against full-sized, full-figured women. I am one. I’m just short. That also does not mean, however, that common sense gets thrown out the window.

So, just one small observation, before I forget, inspired by my shopping trip to Tar-jay, yesterday, and specifically addressed to whoever makes the “Merona” label:

It should be against the law to manufacture “Daisy Duke” shorts – denim, twill, or any other fabric – in size 18. Some things are just really not meant to be. You people are encouraging bad behavior.

I wanna write citations.