OMG! Dial-up sucks! Especially if you’re on AT&T, because there are no access numbers for dial-up in Sarasota. Geez! I’m sure there was a way around it, but by the time I cared enough to try, I also realized that the cute little place I stayed at charged 50 cents for the first half-hour and 50 cents for every minute over that for dial-up access! They seriously did not want you to use their phone lines for internet access, and really – with dial-up, how long must it take just to check mail much less write anything?!?

But there were some saving graces:

How’s that for a sunset, y’all? Or this one:

Nope, it just doesn’t get any better than this. Two full days of lying on the beach doing zip. Nada. Squat. Hangin’ with The Shoes & Co. If it weren’t for the presence of the RLA, it would have been an all-estrogen fest. No Cosmos, though.

I got back home on Tuesday – not nearly long enough – and have been having a tough time getting my head back in the game. Truly.

More later, but first:

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Well, not literally – in fact she’s curled up next to me as we speak – but tomorrow all the bosses will be away at a seminar for 2 whole days. Yaaayyy! I’m hoping to clear away a whole bunch of crap, so when we go off to Sarasota on Saturday, I won’t have anything to think about or remember.

I very patiently explained to MJ that I don’t want to do anything, don’t want to plan anything, don’t want to sightsee or visit any museums or tourist spots. I just want to sleep, lay on the beach or by the pool and drink his very special Cosmos (I need to come up with a catchy name for these things – white peach cranberry juice, vodka, Grand Marnier and fresh lime juice. Mmmmm.) Okay – coffee in the morning, easing down into the Cosmos. Maybe a book, some cribbage, get together with The Shoes. But that’s it.

So why is he looking up stuff about the Ringling Museum, etc.? What part of “I don’t want to do anything” is being missed here? Why do we have to do anything? Hmmm? Frankly, the whole point of blowing off a third weekend in a row is to just Stop. Otherwise, why go to the effort of getting away?

I think the biggest challenge is going to be figuring out the bathing suit portion of our program. Fortunately, from what I understand, I don’t have to worry about being confronted with any of the “beautiful people”. Thank G-d. The last thing I want to do is suck in my stomach all weekend. I might give myself a pedi, though.

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